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Clients
Anyone working in web design or web development for a while knows that one of the charming aspects of the job is the incredible variety of people one gets in touch with. Some of the statements you hear from clients or prospective clients are a piece of art on their own...
Enjoy the random excerpts from real life communications.
Me: "I will create a login box on your website. Once someone registers and logs in, the website will recognize who the user is and provide relevant content."
Client: "That sounds great. However, instead of a login box I'd like to use biometrics to identify the user."
Me: "Not sure what you mean."
Client: "When someone visits the website, I want them to be able to put their hand on the monitor. The monitor will then scan their hand to confirm who they are. I think that would be a lot more engaging. How much extra would that functionality cost?"
Me: "Several hundred million dollars."
Client: "Why are you being a wiseass? Can you do it or not?"
Me: "No. Sorry. That's a little too advanced."
Client: "Fine. I'll try another web designer."
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